catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

littletinydoom:

aikaikaik:

THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY

WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)

HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)

MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN

CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎

🐎Little Big Huge

🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000

🐎Father Chrysler

🐎I Like Your Shoelaces

🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS

🐎squanch

🐎of course

🐎honse

🐎Sisyphus of Plinko

🐎cheese charcuterie

See Results

(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)

femmeidiot:

looking at you with dick sucking eyes cause I want to suck your dick.

rakruined:

rakruined:

I just realized why Rocket gets so pissed at Drax for nearly getting them all killed for revenge in volume 1

He blames himself for not taking Floor and Teefs and just running after Lylla got shot.

“That’s no excuse to get everyone else dead along the way” he says, recalling that when he took revenge for one friend it led to two more dying.

@starmora OH GOD YOU CAN’T LEAVE THIS DEVASTATING CONNECTION IN THE TAGS

xcathenny:

apolonisaphrodisia:

jowolf2:

Octopus cinnamon buns. He’s stuffed with cream cheese frosting for dipping!

Yes !

holo-tape:

I regretted killing my sim and I brought him back wrong and now he won’t stop looking up at me

scarfanon:

zinjanthropusboisei:

These pictures are killing me

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.